I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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