I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
so that wasnt chicken after all
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
porn star boner night. come get it.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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