you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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