If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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