this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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