At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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