there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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