Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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