did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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