i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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