How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Your cock deserves a montage
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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