I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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