butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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