Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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