Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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