You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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