is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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