My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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