The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
When did angry sex become our thing?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize