i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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