that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
well you can't waste a boner
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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