OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I would ride that face into the sunset
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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