That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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