So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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