Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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