that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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