so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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