Me too!
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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