i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He? As in you personified your dick?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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