You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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