normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Are we still banned from the library?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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