u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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