I feel like abortions should bother me more
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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