I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
So. Much. Porn.
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