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Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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