what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she looked like the before picture.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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