Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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