i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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