i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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