Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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