Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
We have so much sex to catch up on
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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