Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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