Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
So vagazzling was a success
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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