im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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