what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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