i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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