I want to stick my p in your. b.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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