Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
