I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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