hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Just invented taco cereal.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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