Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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