some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
it's great music for shaving your balls
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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