And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
