omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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